Me: "I'm getting you a funnel and Mason jars for your birthday. So...enjoy those."
Her: "Alternatively, you could just get me a card and write, "Hey, stop boiling fruit into shit' on the inside."
I should perhaps explain that recently, she's taken to making sugary products that are usually store-bought (i.e. pop/soda and Nutra-Grain bars) and making them herself from scratch. Personally, I'm enjoying this trend.