Fruit and shit

As Kate pours her homemade jam from a pot into a beer glass to stick in the fridge that will sit alongside another beer glass full of homemade raspberry syrup from the Super Bowl:

Me: "I'm getting you a funnel and Mason jars for your birthday. So...enjoy those."

Her: "Alternatively, you could just get me a card and write, "Hey, stop boiling fruit into shit' on the inside."

I should perhaps explain that recently, she's taken to making sugary products that are usually store-bought (i.e. pop/soda and Nutra-Grain bars) and making them herself from scratch.  Personally, I'm enjoying this trend.